Post by Mizer on Oct 12, 2012 19:18:15 GMT -5
A man is sitting in his living room watching TV and enjoying a beer. As he's sitting there he suddenly hears a loud slam on his room and then roll off onto the ground. He goes outside and he finds this rock about the size of a large beach ball sitting in his yard. The man immediately thinks a meteor has landed in his yard and he's gonna be a millionaire for selling it to the local university. He calls the university to tell them that he has something he wants to show to the science department but the woman tells him that since it's Friday evening, everyone has gone home for the weekend and they'll be back on Monday. For the whole weekend the man never lets the rock get far away from him, he holds it in his lap, he props his feet up on it, he even sleeps with it Sunday night. He's giddy as a school girl when he takes it down to the university and shows it to the head of the science department. The professor is looking over the rock and the man is already thinking about how he's gonna spend all the money he's gonna get from selling the rock. The professor takes off his glasses, turns to the man and says, "Sir I have some bad news for you. This is not a meteorite." The man looks confused, he says "But it fell from the sky, it left a big dent in my roof. If it's not a meteor, what is it?" The professor says "It's a concentrated mass of feces that was ejected from an airplane and froze on the way down to the ground."